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Project: Manhattan
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by Jesse K

The world is overrun with hideously ugly people, this is an unfortunate fact of life and is acceptable in natural doses.  However, there are some place which seem to be breeding centers for the unnaturally hideous, they seem to produce asexually by cell division, growing exponentially in numbers.  I feel it is my duty to document and catalog these ugly kids in a new project.  Project: Manhattan. It is named so because if any of the kids asked me what I was taking the pictures for I would tell them it was for project: Manhattan and the mummble something about Pepsi and the Radio. Lets begin.

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Spooky McGoth feasts on blood. Oh wait, make that Cherry Pepsi. Cherry Pepsi of Satan! I should probably mention that although this picture was taken on halloween this kid is not wearing a costume.

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My guess is he's grimacing like that because the massive glare of his forhead is hurting his eyes.  Either that or  his face is just disgusting.  One theme you will notice is that many of these pictures came out blurry, despite my perfect camera technique.  My theory: the camera just doesn't want to take pictures of these kids.

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I'd be sad too if I were him. This is simply the most hideous clown I have ever seen.

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Frankenstein's fat, disgusting brother pauses momentarily from stuffing his face in order to stare blankly at my camera.  He is probably thinking of how it would taste covered with ketchup and mayonaise.

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I accidentily make the painful mistake of frightening the "Weird-ass-ichu" in it's natural enviornment.  Fortunatley I manage to snap a picture before recieving a painful cut from it's razor sharp hair. The shit I go through to bring  you pictures of weird looking kids, I tell you.

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My camera simply refused to submit you to the horror of this cruiseliner's face.

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Skinny, greasy, weird looking kid and chunky, greasy, weird looking kid pose for a picture togeather. 

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Time and space warp and bend around this kids gigantic head.

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With a resounding cry of "I'm Dirty!", the alpha male makes his superiority known.

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If this isn't a demon then what is, seriously?

Stay tuned for more project: pepsi-radio next week. If you can handle it.

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